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Old May 28, 2008, 11:19 PM // 23:19   #21
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I ran naked with a condom cause im sexy as hell lol
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Old May 28, 2008, 11:55 PM // 23:55   #22
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i killed a pornstar because im sexy as hell
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Old May 29, 2008, 01:16 AM // 01:16   #23
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I killed my crush because I love marijuana

*sigh*
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Old May 29, 2008, 01:47 AM // 01:47   #24
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I ran naked with a stripper because I love marijuana

oO
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Old May 29, 2008, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #25
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I ran shirtless with your grandma because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
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Old May 29, 2008, 03:12 AM // 03:12   #26
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I ate an orange because that's how I roll!
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Old May 29, 2008, 03:19 AM // 03:19   #27
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I ate the trojan man because I have amazing boobs. O.o
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Old May 29, 2008, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #28
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I banged a easter egg because I'm sexy as hell.
What can I say, it had it coming. :P
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Old May 29, 2008, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #29
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"I shot a whorè cause i got abs"
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Old May 29, 2008, 05:54 AM // 05:54   #30
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I ran shirtless with my lover because I'm a pimp and your jealous

This thread is priceless xD.
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Old May 29, 2008, 10:30 AM // 10:30   #31
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I slept with Barny the dinosaur because I'm sexy like hell

That is just... weird *runs off to the psychiatrist*
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Old May 29, 2008, 10:36 AM // 10:36   #32
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I ate a french fry because I'm a pimp and your jealous
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Old May 29, 2008, 10:40 AM // 10:40   #33
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I cuddled with a condom because I love marijuana.

awww wtf
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Old May 29, 2008, 12:17 PM // 12:17   #34
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i smoked with a pornstar because i'm sexy as hell
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Old May 29, 2008, 02:49 PM // 14:49   #35
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I cuddled with a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy as hell.


Yeah...
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Old May 29, 2008, 10:36 PM // 22:36   #36
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I stabbed a crackhead because I have amazing boobs.
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Old May 29, 2008, 10:45 PM // 22:45   #37
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I killed a prostitute because that's how I roll....

sounds like my GTA4 experience!
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Old May 29, 2008, 11:07 PM // 23:07   #38
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I cuddled with an orange because i had to

lolwut?
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Old May 30, 2008, 01:09 AM // 01:09   #39
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I killed a bisexual because I'm good in bed.

Wow, that's scarily accurate.
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Old May 30, 2008, 02:26 AM // 02:26   #40
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I ran naked with a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

No kidding

@ Kervin: same birthday as me and wearing black too

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